naked man

As I was pulling out from theatre after rehearsal tonight, I nearly hit a naked man with my car. He was running across the street and into the parking lot. I hit the brakes to avoid running him over and actually had to stop to do a double-take. My thoughts went something like this... Oh, crap. What's this guy doing in the middle of the street at this time of night!? Wait, was that guy naked. (Stop the car & look through the rear window). Yup, that guy's naked. Hmmm. There isn't a hash on Tuesday nights!